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NECROMANCY
PART I:
WHAT IS IT?
Thought that I would include this since I haven't done a magic posting since letting everyone know that A is for Aluromancy.
To put it briefly Necromancy is the art or practise of speaking with the dead and, this is the important bit, having the dead respond and give out knowledge of future events or clarifying something that happened in their past.
To put it briefly Necromancy is the art or practise of speaking with the dead and, this is the important bit, having the dead respond and give out knowledge of future events or clarifying something that happened in their past.
It is not the most pleasant of the magical arts since it deals with the dead who can get a wee bit tetchy if you interrupt their eternal slumber just to ask where the money was buried.
WHERE DO YOU GET IT?
This is difficult since you can't simply wander down to the local YMCA and sign up for courses. [1]
You'll need to apprentice yourself to a wandering wizard first and, once you've gotten a handle of the basics [2] it's time to fall in with a bad crowd and leave before your apprenticeship is finished.
This is an important step as it gives you someone to look down on when you are rich and powerful and he's still wandering about the place looking scruffy. [3]
USING IT IN REAL LIFE:
I've been trying to come up with a use for Necromancy in real life but I'm not getting anything.
Were we actually living in a reality where the dead can be summoned then I would be steering well clear of it and advise you to do the same. The Karmic stain that it leaves behind would far outweigh any riches or mystical powers that you might gain.
Were we actually living in a reality where the dead can be summoned then I would be steering well clear of it and advise you to do the same. The Karmic stain that it leaves behind would far outweigh any riches or mystical powers that you might gain.
But for those of you disappointed that I have no use for it in real life I say Keep it in mind when you roll up a Dungeons and Dragons game. We've come a long way since the days when the only character classes were Fighter, Rogue, Cleric and Magic User [4]
USING IT IN WRITING:
However now that we're using it in writing the possibilities are myriad.
Necromancers are generally baddies which means that its perfectly acceptable to have them raise up an army of zombies, vampires, mummies and other assorted creatures of the night and march upon the village of your hero [5]
Abduction of the family and the heroes one true love would help to get the plot moving as well.
On the flip side of the coin a good necromancer might exhaust themselves every night attempting to cure people in the city of the plague that had swept across the face of the world.
It could be that an ancient necromancer holds the very object that the heros have been questing for. All they want in return is one tiny inconsequential task done for them [6]
Perhaps a necromancer is stealing bodies for his work and, as per union regulations, he's got an Igor helping him. Igors are always difficult to hide in a crowd and the hero might follow him back to the workshop or even shake him down for some plot advancing information.
Perhaps a necromancer is stealing bodies for his work and, as per union regulations, he's got an Igor helping him. Igors are always difficult to hide in a crowd and the hero might follow him back to the workshop or even shake him down for some plot advancing information.
MIGHT ONE TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH IT?
Hello, Gyran! Necromancy is freaky. I say let the dead rest in peace!
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great weekend and happy A to Z!!
Maybe someone needs to set up an answering service for the dead to use
ReplyDelete"Hello this is Elvis Presley. I am busy being dead and can not respond to your magical summonings. Please leave a message and I will get back to you"
I love to read stories involving Necromancy, but yeah...if could do it, I wouldn't either. Sometimes the dead you recieve aren't the dead you have sought. Lot of evil demons out there in the Netherworld waiting for a chance to pop on in and say "howdy". Or, so they say.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the heads up on the author. Haven't read that one yet. XD
I wonder if it occurs to the ranks of demons that we'd be more inclined to let them stay if they did all sound like John Wayne.
ReplyDeleteActually we probably wouldn't but it would add an air of theatricality to the exorcisms.