THIS
WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS THE YEAR THAT WAS
INTRODUCTION:
(Note: please also skip over the whiny emotional crap. I've tried to put in enough jokes to even it
out. But if you need more humor then
email me and we'll work something out)
Well it's late enough to be very early indeed and I'm feeling dangerously
nostalgic. For some reason I'm thinking
of those letters that people receive every Christmas or other appropriate
seasonal holiday.
You know the ones, they're usually from
a distant branch of the family that you might have met a few times and is chock
full of information about how various sons, daughters and other assorted
relatives are doing.
Don't get me wrong . It's always
interesting to read about someone related to you going overseas or taking out
the honors in frog identification but it always seems that this branch of the
family is terribly organized and permanently hopping from one task to another
and another but still managing to complete everything to international
standards of excellence while you are reading this in that early morning haze
brought on by staying up too late and achieving nothing much in the way of
anything.
So in the spirit of those kinds of letters I thought I might sit down and pen
one for 2012. It's nothing special just a colection of thoughts about the events of this past year.
The songs are apparently my most listened
tracks for each month. I might have to
do some hardcore headbanging in order to meet my quotas.
(A musical aside
which should properly be called an interlude
I believe. I recollect that dad
was talking to me once upon a time and I had some death-metal playing because I
was in that sort of mood.
I can't remember exactly who it was but sooner or later all the chugga
chugga beats and growly shirtless men
seem to blend into each other.
Anyway the point was Dad turned the music down to talk to me and when he was
finished he indicated the stereo
“This band. Are they well known?”
“Yeah course” said I
“Do they make a lot of money?”
“Think so” even back then I was the
master of witty repartee
Dad shook his head “Nobody who makes a lot of money should sound that angry”)
(Note: I also take no responsibility if this
stuff is in the wrong order all I know is that I've finished my portfolio and
am currently on a 9 coffee high)